If it were not for...

If it were not for Onaons, I wouldn't have been here writing something for this master-forsaken blog.
If it were not for this erratic weather, I would have been outside chilling and enjoying milk tea.
If it were not for my frisky babies Mac and Choki, I would have been drooling over M.C. and lose my sense of self again. Boo!
If it were not for long weekends, I wouldn't have had the time to entertain shit.
If it were not for the fuzz on t.v., there would have been a better way to spend the evening.

If it were not for the erasure I made, this blog wouldn't have been empty.
If it were not for this deadpan blog, I wouldn't have had the time and energy to write again.

 This is my summer story: FLAMMABLE! :>

The best is yet to come =}